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Bring a jacket.
Happens all the time. We'll let you know if we cancel/postpone an event.

"How do I leave zero stars?"
I would say it was a cluster fuck. But even random clusters have a pattern after a while.
- Yvette

"Total Disaster"
I was more worried, than mad.
- Annette

"These people have no idea what they're doing."
I would say quit while you're ahead, but they were clearly never ahead.
- Mike
Most of the time we have no idea what's going to happen.

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