Child's Play: Central Park Fishing

10/18/26 - 5PM

Talk to me Goose.

10/19/26 - 7pm

Child's Play: Central Park Fishing

10/18/26 - 5PM

Scavenger Hunt

10/26/26 - 7pm

Punk. Quarterback Punk.

11/2/26 - 7pm

High Stakes Uno

11/9/26 - 8pm

Mistakes Were Made

11/10/26 - 7pm

Blue Jeans Baby

11/16/26 - 7pm

Bucket of Wings with "full release"

11/23/26 - 7pm

Shoot the Glass...a Christmas Story

12/7/26 - 7pm

Ridgemont High Senior Prom 1980

1/30/27

State of the Union Bingo

TBD: 2/23/27 - 8pm

Frequently Asked Questions

What's your deal bro?

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

I'm cold.

Bring a jacket.

What if it's raining?

Happens all the time. We'll let you know if we cancel/postpone an event.

Overheard in NYC

"How do I leave zero stars?"

I would say it was a cluster fuck. But even random clusters have a pattern after a while.

- Yvette

"Total Disaster"

I was more worried, than mad.

- Annette

"These people have no idea what they're doing."

I would say quit while you're ahead, but they were clearly never ahead.

- Mike

100% No Guarantees

Most of the time we have no idea what's going to happen.

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